10. Believing in ghosts (it is on my roommate's fear list)
9. Cooking everything from the microwave and thinking it's high class if it's from a George Foreman
8. Drinking while writing a paper
7. Drinking while studying
6. Being drunk while taking a test (studies show you are supposed to take the test in the same mental state you study in, see #7)
5. Waking up still drunk
4. Waking up smelling like cologne and the bar you were at last night
3. Drinking from 11-11, just because it's Friday
2. Justifying things as "not really stealing"
1. Making out with 2 (or 3 or 4 or 5) people in the same night
(412): I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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