The secret to handling a situation where you might be too drunk..
NEVER BE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE AT THE PARTY.
If you are ever in the situation where you think you might be making an ass of yourself, take a quick survey of the room. If you can clearly see assholes in every corner that make a halo form over your head, continue having fun. If you notice that you are the only person at the party who has ever seen a bottle of alcohol let alone consumer it, it is time to tone it down. Or get out of there as fast as you can. You can be as much of an asshole as you want, as long as there is someone being a bigger asshole than you.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin
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