Roommate: I like this boy, I really like him
Me: Woah, why are you throwing around the like word, you haven't even hung out with him sober?
Roommate: But he's just such a good kisser...
Me: But just because he's a good kisser doesn't mean he's good at other things
Roommate:...that is such a good point
Me: You can like him because he's good in bed, that's an acceptable reason. Or because he's got 5 million dollars, that's also an acceptable reason
Roommate: That's 5 million reasons...
I couldn't make this up if I tried...
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